One kinky, or let’s be real – attention-seeking – couple decided that the “S” in “BDSM” stood for both “subway” and “snagging viewers,” opting to film themselves getting freaky in front of several straphangers on a public, New York City train.

Despite getting flogged while handcuffed to a subway pole, the woman, donned in a latex harness, thigh-high boots, nipple pasties, and a black hat, clearly wanted more from her partner … and proceeded to make it everyone else’s problem.  

“Harder!” she directed the man standing behind her, repeatedly smacking her ass with a black flogger. “I don’t feel it! Harder!”

Though her partner eventually got with the program, hitting her hard enough for her liking, she wasn’t the only one feeling the pain, the clip leaving several New Yorkers reeling over just how thirsty these weirdos are for internet clout — even at the price of making poor train riders incredibly uncomfortable.

“People are so desperate to be the center of attention,” u/The_Lone_Apple commented on a version of the video uploaded to r/nyc.

“It's tiresome how much people so desperately want to paint this picture that NYC is some insane asylum nonstop,” added u/bklyn1977. “I start to recognize the same TikTokers/YouTube acting out these 'skits.’”

But regardless of whether or not the wrath of Reddit will have these attention-seeking actors rethinking their ways, one thing is certain – we need a bat signal for that Australian guy yelling at people not to f–k on the bus.